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Jake: A Scientific Tragedy

the diary of a mad cunt

Created on 2005-10-28 12:26:32 (#8656734), last updated 2005-10-31

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Name:brunojenkins
Birthdate:01-02
Location:London, United Kingdom
Website:TAT Official Site
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I am JAKE... the terrible cunt who had sex with your grandmother. HA I didn't really, silly... I just killed her... Or did I? Find out next week.
ANYWAY you fuckers. I play the drums, bangbangbang. I hit them with sticks.
I play drums for the bodacious TAT (http://www.tatness.com), and I also have a little solo project called BRUNO JENKINS (http://brunojenkins.f2g.net). I have no real talent, but I make it work for me.
I'm a horrible person with sweet tendancies and occasional moral value. Give me thanks and I'll embrace you. If you're a prick, I'll murder your entire family with a small axe. "Forget it, Marge, it's chinatown." HAHAHAHAHAHAA oh dear I've soiled myself.

CILLIT BANG... BANG!!! AND THE FUCKING DIRT IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN
For god sake Barry! Take 47.
HI I'M BARRY SCOTT AND ONE OF MY ARMS IS LONGER THAN THE OTHER. USE NEW CILLIT BANG AND I WILL COME ROUND TO YOUR HOUSE AND COOK YOU A LOVELY MEAL. BANG! AND BARRY SCOTT IS IN YOUR HOUSE COOKING YOU A LOVELY MEAL.
Barry I think we're gonna have to let you go.
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