Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in brunojenkins' LiveJournal:

Monday, October 31st, 2005
8:33 pm	My cat just licked herself in time to the Eastenders theme tune. (Comment on this)
7:00 pm	all hallows steve It's halloween and I'm going to see Dead Glamour Girl. Why? For dear old Christian, that's why. Christian, the guitarist in DGG (and also a good friend of mine) is the one person who will appreciate my NONCE SENSE t-shirt. He might even cum. Who knows, the star of the show could be you. What? yes, yes... i'll have the coffee cake. Suddenly I'm in a cafe! I'm sick of making no sense, I wish for once I could conduct a normal conversation or atleast write a 'straight' entry in my GAY JOURNAL. This thing is for fucking faggots! Mum, I signed up to Live Journal and... god, I really hate to tell you this but...... I'M A FAGGOT!!! Not that my mum would care of course, she's awesome. I want to go have a smoke with my mum. She always giggles herself to sleep after just a few chuffs. bless her. 1664... a bad year for the aids virus... you know the rest. beer beer beer. Current Mood: content Current Music: Group Sex - Circle Jerks (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, October 30th, 2005
12:08 pm	Is Hollyoaks funnier with the deaf woman in the corner? Steph Dean would get it. In the mouth. I'd even let her mum watch. I spent 45 minutes at Vendetta last night. Go me. Waaaarrrgghh I can't stop yawning, even though Hollyoaks is giving me the horn... Oh come on, how many hot girls do you NEED in one place? It's unnatural... It's wierd... It's fucking brilliant. They should have the Hollyoaks Adult Channel. They'd make a mint! "Can I still get pregnant when it goes there?" Brown love innit. "Hagen Daas is so thick and creamy, giving you a severe heart condition." Ice cream innit. "Calm down, dear, it's only a bengal tiger." Winner, you prannock. I got my Brasseye Nonce Sense t-shirt yesterday. It's slowly dawning on me... I spent £10 on a t-shirt that very few people will understand. Understand this: I am not made out of chutney. "The giant, dressed as a girl... it's been here all day." Morris, innit ;) Current Mood: calm Current Music: June Sarpong talking absolute balls (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, October 29th, 2005
1:57 pm	keep it foolish T4 IS a complete load of wank, isn't it... really? It's appauling. And that STEVE JONES!! I want to fucking run him over. Who does he think he is? A welsh Jim Carrey? STOP SMILING YOU SHEEP SHAGGING CUNTRAG, YOU'RE NOT FUCKING FUNNY! YOUR TEETH ARE UNNATURALLY WHITE AND YOU'VE GOT A WIERD NOSE! YEAH, I WENT THERE... NOSEY THE NOSE MAN! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? GO BURY YOUR HEAD IN JUNE SARPONG'S MASSIVE GAPING FANNY. And what in God's name is that Totally Frank shit about? I mean, they can't really act, or play their instruments, the only thing i see them useful for is some sort of bizarre wank bank material. If 4 chicks who portray a diabolical teen pop band and are quite blatantly twats does it for you, this program is your new jazz mag. Oh god, the horse racing is on now. THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN T4, mark my words. Horses.... HORSES?! What the fuck is a horse?! ... Nah I've lost it. I want to go out tonight. Somewhere reasonably close so I can get bladdered then walk home. Current Mood: sleepy Current Music: Aaron playing his fucking guitar... again. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, October 28th, 2005
2:03 pm	i think you crushed my spinal chord... i... i can't feel anything in my fingers... "ZEEERO FRICTIIIOOON" - Presidents of the U.S.A. Hello. I've been suckered into LiveJournal with the rest of you sad fucks who think people really care about what you have to say. I certainly don't, so get bent. Well, I'm one of you now. So embrace me. I'm resorting to this after a sudden spell of boredom and desperation. What's better than this? I can write anything. Anything! Mwaha.... MWHAHAHAHA!! Stupid fucking LiveJournal. I'd rather have prostate cancer. Maybe not. But you get the picture. Well, I hope you do anyway, cos I haven't the faintest clue what I'm talking about. My day so far:I woke up thismorning and came to the horrible realisation that I had no mail. If you have nothing in the mail, there's no reason to get up. So i stayed in bed for a bit, then I got up later. It's really exhillerating stuff isn't it? Bye Current Mood: frustrated Current Music: Love Everybody - Presidents of the USA (2 Comments |Comment on this)